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Farting preacher

Widget: The details of my life are quite inconsequential....
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament...
My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets...
When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds,, pretty standard, really.
At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum,,, it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

Funny Shit,,Yes? Well No-Mater,,that Story isn't my past,but anything ya wanting to know,,simply ask,,,
Deal??

Ninja From AnGella Red Ribbon From Nancy Watson/Nevaeh

At 3:10pm on June 12, 2011, Berlin Romanov said…: Hey, welcome to the Site.
Holy crap I love how you did your layout, how it all looks!
Hope to talk and see more of your work soon
Berlin

At 5:20am on March 11, 2011, AnGella said…: Well it is pretty spectacular indeed. Nicely done.

At 2:41am on March 11, 2011, AnGella said…: Hahaha! Amazing how many extra characters one can get. I can't afford the api access for here. Sounds like it would be fun to play with though.

At 2:31am on March 11, 2011, AnGella said…: Our layout site runs on Wordpress php. If you have the api access does that allow you to change the php?

At 2:19am on March 11, 2011, AnGella said…: Love the indicator! Is Ning run on php? I don't think even creators can do that.

At 2:11am on March 11, 2011, AnGella said…: That's ok, same here. Much appreciated, always wanted a unicorn.

At 1:33am on March 11, 2011, AnGella gave Krunch a gift…: Ninja
4 U a Ninja... you came in here like a ninja with your css and design skills.
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