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A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.

"No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says: " I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill.

"No objection," he says. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist gives…

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.

"No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says: " I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill.

"No objection," he says. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist gives…

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and

suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining

room table by candlelight, put on some soft background

music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle

Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed

half-eaten shrimp…

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp,

a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells…