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Extracting a tooth

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.

"No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says: " I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill.

"No objection," he says. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist gives…

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Posted on May 26, 2013 at 11:43am

Extracting a Tooth

A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.

"No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says: " I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill.

"No objection," he says. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist gives…

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Posted on May 26, 2013 at 11:40am

Curtin Rods ( Classic Joke )

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and

suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining

room table by candlelight, put on some soft background

music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle

Chardonnay.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed

half-eaten shrimp…

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Posted on April 29, 2013 at 6:03pm

{ THE CLASSIC ) "Curtain Rods"

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp,

a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells…

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Posted on January 12, 2013 at 4:04am

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At 12:00pm on March 21, 2015, Carol Anne Paradis said…

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At 8:53pm on April 29, 2013, Carol Anne Paradis said…

have a great week blessings

At 7:59am on March 20, 2013, Carol Anne Paradis said…

blessings

At 9:20am on March 12, 2013, Carol Anne Paradis said…

Our lives are made up of a million moments,
spent in a million different ways.
Some are spent searching for
love, peace, and harmony.
Others are spent surviving day by day.

But there is no greater moment
than when we find that life,
with all it's joys and sorrows,
is meant to be lived one day at a time.
It's in this knowledge that we discover
the most wonderful truth of all.

Whether we live in a forty-room mansion,
surrounded by servants and wealth,
or find it a struggle to manage
the rent month to month,
we have it within our power to be fully
satisfied and live a life with true meaning.

One day at a time - we have that ability,
through cherishing each moment
and rejoicing in each dream.
We can experience each day anew,
and with this fresh start we have
what it takes to make all our dreams come true.
Each day is new, and living one day at a time
enables us to truly enjoy life and live it to the fullest.
blessings and love

At 7:06am on January 28, 2013, Carol Anne Paradis said…

target=_self>have a great week blessings and love

At 5:04am on January 12, 2013, Carol Anne Paradis gave Wayne Orms a gift
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